如果上天给我一个机会，我想把这个又丑、又肥胖的大喇叭杀掉吧的翻译：If God give me a chance, I would like to take this big horn killed both ugly and fat 什么意思？中文翻译英文，英文翻译中文，怎么说？

青云英语翻译

If God gave me a chance, I want this ugly, fat and big horn kill it

If God give me a chance, I would like to take this big horn killed both ugly and fat

If ascends the sky for me an opportunity, I want this clown, the obese tuba to massacre

If God has given me an opportunity, and I wanted to put this ugly, and the Big Horn kill obesity!

If God give me a chance, I would like to take this big horn killed both ugly and fat